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15 August 2005

"I'm blocked up with cream and rum. Want to back off from that first thing in the morning." -Brak's Dad


Well hallelujah! Ted Turner has devised a means by which peace can be attained with North Korea. Mr. Turner (or Corpse Face as I like to refer to him) has proposed that the demilitarized zone between the North and South be turned into a nature preserve. Ole' C.F. also suggested a follow-on idea of creating a "Peace Park" in the heretofore unused space. No word on what sort of rides and shows might be there for the enjoyment of the opposing troops. Feel free to peruse the latest gushing of the liberal media over His Corpseness.

posted by Egon Rinderer at 12:46

02 August 2005

"Oh man, I don't think he likes you very much." -Brak

Who has memorized the name, phone number, likes/dislikes, names of relatives, etc. of nearly every member of the communist party in North Korea? Who shot an AMAZING 11 holes in one the very first time he played a round of golf? Who writes operas and memorizes "all computer codes" that workers in North Korea are using? Just what are "computer codes"!?!? I don't know, but I'm sure Kim Jong-Il does...he knows, does and remembers EVERYTHING! All of this and more can be found in the latest column on the official State controlled web site of North Korea. It would seem that Kim is a very busy man indeed...nay, a very busy uberman. For a short article providing some highlights (in english) from this newest piece of...err...work, click here (Yahoo!). For those who just can't get enough of the Dear Leader, North Korea even has an official (read State run) english language site that you can visit by clicking here.

posted by Egon Rinderer at 22:53